Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
