I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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