Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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