white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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