come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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