Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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