So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You've changed since you got that strap on
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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