it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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