I don't think brook has ever known best
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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