Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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