No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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