these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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