I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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