I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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