we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
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