okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
