I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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