We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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