you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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