I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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