I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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