what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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