I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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