You can't special order awesome
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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