Where is the hickey?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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