their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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