I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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