everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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