none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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