were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
