all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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