My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
pop tarts are not kleenex
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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