I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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