I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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