"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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