Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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