Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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