I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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