I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
He has the fingertips of a God
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