what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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