Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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