Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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