My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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