remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Everyone says I win the strip club
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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