Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
