You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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