hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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