we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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