she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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