i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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