doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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